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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Republicans Turn on Santorum



Republicans Turn on Santorum
By David Holman
Published 3/3/2006 12:08:26 AM

Does party loyalty run both ways among Republican senators? That remains to be seen after Republican Majority for Choice (RMC), a pro-abortion caucus within the GOP, began a spirited attack on Sen. Rick Santorum this week.

RMC launched full- and quarter-page ads in nearly every major daily newspaper in Pennsylvania -- mock "Help Wanted" announcements calling for "Real Republican Candidates for Senate." The ad advocates "the Big Tent philosophy Ronald Reagan helped to build," and warns in bold, "Candidates who claim to be Republicans but instead use the Party to further their own personal or religious agenda need not apply." While the ad never names Santorum explicitly, its pro-abortion and anti-religious opposition to him is unmistakable.

With eight days between the launch of the ad campaign and the March 7 petition filing deadline for the Pennsylvania primaries, the search for "real" Republican primary opponents to Santorum appears half-hearted. Two thousand signatures would be required for a challenger to make it on to the ballot. Rather than a search, RMC's ad campaign could signal open hostility among Republican senators. This move comes in the midst of speculation that Kate Michelman, former president of NARAL Pro-Choice America, will run as an independent in the Senate race.

Jennifer Blei Stockman, national co-chair of the RMC, confirmed that while the group is targeting Santorum, its strategy looks past the March 7 filing deadline. She told TAS Thursday that her group had "exhausted" all possibilities for candidates in the past several months. While RMC hopes another candidate "surfaces," Stockman said, "The ad is meant to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek, that we cannot continue electing candidates like Rick Santorum because he's not helping the party's image."

Friday, March 03, 2006

Gallup: 2 Out of 3 Americans Want U.S. Pull Out from Iraq

Gallup: 2 Out of 3 Americans Want U.S. Pull Out from Iraq

Incredible results from new Gallup / USA Today poll...
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_di...

It's short so I'll post the whole thing:

Gallup: 2 Out of 3 Americans Want U.S. Pull Out from Iraq

By E&P Staff

Published: March 02, 2006 6:30 PM ET

NEW YORK While newspaper editorials remain virtually silent on the subject, the American public seems to have made up its mind. A new Gallup/CNN/USA Today poll out tonight shows that 2 out of 3 adult Americans now want U.S. troops to start to come home from Iraq. And 55% call the decision to attack Iraq in 2003 a "mistake."

The same poll found President Bush's approval rating plunging to 38%. It was even lower in a CBS poll earlier this week: 34%.

In the poll, 38% said some troops should be withdrawn from Iraq now with another 27% say they all should come home.

Bush's handling of Iraq drew the support of just 35%, while 64 percent said they disapprove.

Of the 1,020 adults surveyed, 59% said President Bush can no longer manage the government effectively.



Wow, what about that last number!!!!! When are pollsters going to ask "Should Bush resign?" I bet they'll get over 50% on that one!!!!

Bush will not serve out his term, mark my words. He's heading off a cliff and he is too stupid to change course. He's dogmeat.

Tapes Prove Bush Lied

Caught playing "Who could have predicted?"



In dramatic and sometimes agonizing terms, federal disaster officials warned Bush and Chertoff before
Katrina struck that the storm could breach levees, put lives at risk in the Superdome and overwhelm
rescuers, according to confidential video footage.

Bush didn't ask a single question during the final briefing before Katrina struck on Aug. 29,
but he assured soon-to-be-battered state officials: "We are fully prepared."

However...

Bush declared four days after the storm, "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees."
He later clarified, saying officials believed, wrongly, after the storm passed that the levees had survived.
But the video shows there was talk about that possibility even before the storm — and Bush was worried too.

The White House urged the public not to believe their lying eyes and ears.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Bush replaces Michael Chertoff

A lot of good men and not-men risk carpal tunnel in their own special ,ethod of "supporting the troops".

In a bunker somewhere in Iraq, many ungrateful soldiers have been attacking Our Leader. They cares nothing for the good men and not-men who slave away in their mothers' basements risking carpal tunnel syndrome and Cheeto-induced obesity fighting to defend the way of life we're creating for him, here at home. If I must choose between serving Our Leader or supporting soldiers who now seem to be in the majority, I'll stand with His Holiness and do so proudly. That's what it means to be a Republican and a conservative in our new, patriotically correct America.


Bush made a previously unannounced visit to Kabul Wednesday to rally U.S. troops in Afghanistan
and praise oil puppet Hamid Karzai at a time of rising violence from the Taliban and al Qaeda terrorists.

After a brief, four-hour visit Bush was expected to land in New Delhi Wednesday night for two days
of high-level talks about India's nuclear program and why their economy is better than ours.


Something that's true, but they never point out?

When Bush or Dick the Killer or Rummy or Condi go to Iraq or Afghanistan,
they have to make it a surprise because after all these years of US military might,
neither country is stable enough to announce a state visit in advance.

The only chance they have to visit either country is to zip in and out,
making sure there's no news of their visit until they're long gone.

And after four long and bloody years, we can't even control Baghdad's Airport Road.
Gee, do they think we might control Baghdad's Airport Road by, ...say, ...2010?

Meanwhile, Bush and the networks tell us, "We're winning the war!"

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

PSSSTTTTTTTTT WOOGIES BACK!

http://boogiewoogielatenight.blogspot.com/

How America Lost the War


Some commentary from two years ago.
Seems Mr. Pitt was correct with his assumptions.



How America Lost the War
By William Rivers Pitt


Monday 14 April 2003

Television news stations, along with newspapers from coast to coast, have been showing scenes of celebration in Baghdad. The dictator, Saddam Hussein, has been removed from power. News anchors have likened this event to the fall of the Berlin Wall and the liberation of Paris by Allied forces during World War II. Never mind that the joyful crowds who tore down the statue of Saddam Hussein in Baghdad last week numbered perhaps one hundred people, or that the entire event was a staged media scam. A wide angle shot of the square where this 'celebration' took place showed a deserted, ruined city with that one small clot of people. The true feelings of the Iraqi people in the aftermath of the invasion were best summed up by a woman who screamed at a reporter for the UK Independent: "Go back to your country. Get out of here. You are not wanted here. We hated Saddam and now we are hating Bush because he is destroying our city."

The war against Iraq was proffered and pursued by the Bush administration with two clear goals on the table. 1) We were, first and foremost, there to capture and destroy any and all weapons of mass destruction; 2) We were there to 'liberate' the Iraqi people and plant a seedcorn of democracy. Enveloping this entire scenario was the Bush administration's premise that what we were doing was just and moral.

We need, first of all, to get our terms straight so as to achieve a sense of clarity regarding the issue of America's moral standing on the matter. Saddam Hussein was not defeated. He was not overthrown, bested, beaten or destroyed. Saddam Hussein was fired, relieved of his position by a nation that hired him for a dirty job way back in 1979.

When the Shah of Iran, another employee of the United States, was overthrown by fundamentalist revolutionaries controlled by the Ayatollah Khomeini in 1979, America lost a staunch ally against the rise of Soviet influence in the Middle East. That same year saw Saddam Hussein take control of Iraq, and America immediately leaped into his corner so as to maintain the bulwark against the USSR. In short, he was hired. On September 22, 1980, Hussein attacked Iran ostensibly to gain strategically important territory along with the rich oil fields around Khuzestan. At bottom, however, Hussein was acting as an instrument of American policy and attempting to overthrow Khomeini, so as to dissolve a dangerous Iranian/Soviet alliance.

The relationship between Iraq and America bloomed throughout the Reagan administration in the 1980s. We provided intelligence data to Iraqi forces that described, in detail, the order of battle of Iranian forces. American government and private industry interests provided Iraq with the means to create all of the terrible weapons Hussein was so covetous of. We knew Iraq was using chemical weapons during their fight with Iran, and continued to give them this intelligence data. In fact, Iran in 1984 brought a draft resolution before the United Nations Security Council condemning Iraq's use of chemical weapons on the battlefield. Iraq petitioned the United States several times to make sure the international response to their chemical attacks was muted, and that no specific country was named regarding Iran's petition. The Iraqi/American version of the resolution carried the day.

That same year saw a public American condemnation of the use of these weapons. However, that same condemnation carried within it the following language: "The United States finds the present Iranian regime's intransigent refusal to deviate from its avowed objective of eliminating the legitimate government of neighboring Iraq to be inconsistent with the accepted norms of behavior among nations and the moral and religious basis which it claims." (Emphasis added)

The National Security Archive released a number of recently declassified documents in February of 2003 which further describe the intimate relationship the Reagan administration maintained with Saddam Hussein and Iraq. National Security Decision Directive 114 of November 26, 1983, "U.S. Policy toward the Iran-Iraq War," described American intentions: The ability to project military force in the Persian Gulf and to protect oil supplies. There was no reference made to chemical weapons or human rights concerns. National Security Decision Directive 139 of April 5, 1984, "Measures to Improve U.S. Posture and Readiness to Respond to Developments in the Iran-Iraq War," focused again on increased access for U.S. military forces in the Persian Gulf and enhanced intelligence-gathering capabilities. The directive ordered preparation of "a plan of action designed to avert an Iraqi collapse."

Saddam Hussein was such a valued employee that the Reagan administration sent a high level envoy to Iraq to ensure the relationship was on steady ground. That envoy was Donald Rumsfeld, who was filmed by CNN on September 20, 1983, warmly shaking hands with Hussein. Although Rumsfeld said during a September 21, 2002 CNN interview, "In that visit, I cautioned him about the use of chemical weapons, as a matter of fact, and discussed a host of other things," documents pertaining to that September 1983 meeting from the National Security Archive clearly demonstrate that there was no mention of chemical weapons between the two men.

Bush's bloviating sermons on morality in this matter fail in the face of the facts. Saddam Hussein would not have existed were it not for the energetic support of the United States. We didn't defeat Hussein. We fired him. The fact that he was a valued employee for so long, the fact that we averted our eyes as late as 1988 to his use of chemical weapons, the fact that we gave him vital intelligence data so he could more accurately and effectively use those weapons, and the fact that we gave material assistance via government and private institutions for the creation and promulgation of said weapons, all burst the bubble of righteousness the entire debate has been contained in. Bush can talk all he wants about the evil Saddam Hussein. There is little argument with the appellation of that adjective to that name. Yet it was America who allowed him to become so, and the moral arguments surrounding his firing are indelibly tainted by these sad facts. The Kurds in Halabja who were gassed to death in March of 1988 can level a damning finger of blame as much at America as at Hussein.

As for the location and destruction of these chemical weapons, it can be said at this point that the Bush administration has suffered an incredible array of embarrassments in this matter. American forces have investigated 14,000 suspected weapons sites during the Iraq invasion, and have not located so much as a teaspoon of prohibited weaponry. The Bush administration pointedly ignored the facts in this matter and whipped the American people into a fearful frenzy. According to Bush, Hussein had 25,000 liters of anthrax, 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin, 500 tons of sarin, mustard and nerve gas - all nightmares that were just waiting to be used in New York or Los Angeles. The hood ornament on this push to war has been utterly discredited thus far, as not a speck of evidence backing these claims has been located.

We are supposed to forget about that now, because according to the new spin, the war was never about these weapons. It was about freeing the Iraqi people. It is clear by now that Iraq is no longer ruled by Saddam Hussein, but let us take a step further and analyze the newfound 'freedom' of the Iraqi people.

At this moment, the city of Baghdad is in utter chaos. The Museum of Antiquities in Baghdad, repository of over 5,000 years worth of cultural and regional history, has been utterly destroyed. Mesopotamia and its people have lost an immeasurable portion of their history with this terrible act, one that could have been stopped by a few Marines outside the museum. That simple precaution never happened. Beyond that, the looting has had a darker social edge. The strata of society in Iraq has seen for years the minority Sunnis – who claim Saddam Hussein as their own – ruling over the majority Shia. The orgy of looting that has broken out in Iraq is, basically, the Shia robbing the Sunni. An ever-rising boil of gunplay between these two groups is putting a match to the fuse of religiously-based civil war, and the American troops have done nothing to stop it except recruit members of Hussein's feared police force to try and restore order. So much for regime change.

This is exactly the scenario that led to the attacks of September 11. America dared the Soviets to invade Afghanistan by sending mujeheddin guerillas against the communist Afghan government. The USSR did invade, falling into Zbignew Brzyzinski's "Afghan Trap," and smashed the country to flinders. In the devastated aftermath, America did absolutely nothing to heal that shattered nation, and the vacuum was eventually filled by the Taliban and Osama bin Laden. The rest is a history that seems destined to be repeated as we pointedly ignore the rising tide of lawlessness and anarchy, caused directly by our actions, in yet another country.

Further exacerbating the tensions is the hard talk coming out of Washington regarding a coming attack on Syria. Baghdad has not yet stopped bleeding, and the hawks want to take on Damascus. Syria has its own downtrodden Shia segment within the society, and the Shia in Iraq will not take kindly to their kin across the border coming under siege. In the end, though, the Shia do not matter. Despite all the happy talk about democracy in Iraq, no such birth will take place there if the Bush administration has anything to say about it. Democracy, or majority rules in the western sense, would create a Shia fundamentalist regime rule. The Shia share cultural allegiance not only with a segment of Syria, but with the mullahs who rule Iran. A Shia Iraq would ally with Iran, creating a strategically untenable situation. The Bush administration knows this all too well, and has been lying with its bare face hanging out every time it speaks of democracy in that bruised country.

Instead of democracy, the Bush administration has a two-pronged leadership thrust in mind for Iraq. The first stage will see Iraq ruled by an American named Jay Garner, former weapons manufacturer and avowed proponent of the failed 'Star Wars' missile defense shield. Garner, a unilateralist hawk who shares a brain with Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz, is also on record as supporting a number of the harsher measures Israel has taken against the Palestinians. Opinions on this matter vary, of course. It is all too clear, however one may feel on that matter, that in a part of the world where the Palestinians are seen as martyred victims, having a man like Garner running the show in Iraq gives the appearance that America believes the best way to deal with the Palestinians is with bulldozers and helicopter gunships. This will not sell in the Mideast marketplace.

After Garner will come Ahmed Chalabi, head of the Iraqi national Congress and Rumsfeld's first choice for final ruler of Iraq. Chalabi is an interesting pick. His Shia background makes a great many people in the State Department, the CIA and the Middle East nervous. The degree to which Chalabi will kowtow to American interests at the expense of the Iraqi people is also of concern; Chalabi, Rumsfeld, Perle and Wolfowitz have been brothers in arms for years, and Chalabi seems all too likely to do their bidding instead of tending to the needs of Iraqis. Finally, there is Chalabi's dubious Enronesqe background. He was convicted of 31 counts of bank fraud in a Jordanian court and sentenced in absentia to 22 years in prison. Chalabi has not set foot in Iraq since 1956.

Raise your hand if you see democracy and liberation in all of this. There is little to see. To be sure, the murderous tyrant has been removed. In his absence, however, there is the complete breakdown of social order; there is the beginnings of a civil war; there is no thought whatsoever to instituting any form of representative government; there is not even the pretense of an attempt by American forces to do anything about the social catastrophes that are unfolding, except hire back the 'thugs' who were supposedly the cause of the war in the first place; there are thousands and thousands of Iraqis who are now dead or maimed, all of whom have families and friends, all of whom see this war for what it truly was. This is not freedom by any standard.

We lost the war.

We defeated the Iraqi military, to be sure, and we fired Saddam Hussein. We have lost the real war, the important war, the war against those who attacked us on September 11. We lost the war because we betrayed the international community, whose help we desperately need in this wider war, by lying to them about Iraq's weapons and by disregarding their legitimate concerns. We have lost the war because our actions have given aid and succor to Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden, whose agents were and are nowhere to be found in Iraq despite the avowed words of the Bush administration. We have lost the war because the Iraqi people themselves already understand that the 'liberation' they were promised is as false as the evidence we used to invade their country. We lost the war because our moral standing to make it in the first place was utterly bereft of substance. We lost the war because the rest of the world sees the American government for what it is – a mob of hyperactive right-wing extremists with an army to play with and a dream of global dominance glowing like coals in their eyes.

There is no victory here. We lost the war before the first shot was fired.


February 27, 2006

WASHINGTON, DC—In a press conference on the steps of the Capitol Monday, Congressional Democrats announced that, despite the scandals plaguing the Republican Party and widespread calls for change in Washington, their party will remain true to its hopeless direction.

"We are entirely capable of bungling this opportunity to regain control of the House and Senate and the trust of the American people," Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) said to scattered applause. "It will take some doing, but we're in this for the long and pointless haul."
Democrats image

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi reaffirms the Democratic Party’s promise to remain marginalized.

"We can lose this," Reid added. "All it takes is a little lack of backbone."

Despite plummeting poll numbers for the G.O.P nationwide and an upcoming election in which all House seats and 33 Senate seats are up for contention, Democrats pledged to maintain their party's sheepish resignation.

"In times like these, when the American public is palpably dismayed with the political status quo, it is crucial that Democrats remain unfocused and defer to the larger, smarter, and better-equipped Republican machine," House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) said. "If we play our cards right, we will be intimidated to the point of total paralysis."

Sen. Joe Lieberman (D-CT) cited the Bush Administration's bungled response to Hurricane Katrina as a model for Democrats.

"Grandmothers drowning in nursing homes, families losing everything, communities torn apart—and the ruling party just sat and watched," Lieberman said. "I'm here to promise that we Democrats will find a way to let you down just like that."

According to Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA), Democrats are not willing to sacrifice their core values—indecision, incoherence, and disorganization—for the sake of short-term electoral gain.

"Don't lose faithlessness, Democrats," Kennedy said. "The next election is ours to lose. To those who say we can't, I say: Remember Michael Dukakis. Remember Al Gore. Remember John Kerry."

Kennedy said that, even if the Democrats were to regain the upper hand in the midterm elections, they would still need to agree on a platform and chart a legislative agenda—an obstacle he called "insurmountable."

"Universal health care, the war in Iraq, civil liberties, a living wage, gun control—we're not even close to a consensus within our own ranks," Kennedy said. "And even if we were, we wouldn't know how to implement that consensus."
Democrats image

Democratic Party faithful cheer on their leaders’ resolutely defeatist agenda.

"Some rising stars with leadership potential like [Sen. Barack] Obama (D-IL) and [New York State Attorney General Eliot] Spitzer have emerged, but don't worry: We've still got some infight left in us," Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean said. "Over the last decade, we've found a reliably losing formula, and we're sticking with it."

Dean reminded Democratic candidates to "stay on our unclear message, maintain a defensive, reactive posture, and keep an elitist distance from voters."

Political consultant and Democratic operative James Carville said that, if properly disseminated, the message of hopelessness could be the Democrats' most effective in more than a decade.

"For the first time in a long time, we're really connecting with the American people, who are also feeling hopeless," Carville said. "If we can harness that and run on it in '06, I believe we can finish a strong second."

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

BIN LADEN TO RUN U.S. POSTAL SERVICE



White House Defends Latest Deal

The White House became embroiled in controversy once again as it announced today that it had made a deal with Osama bin Laden to run the U.S. Postal Service.

Only days after it agreed to a review of its deal with a Dubai-based company to run several U.S. ports, the White House surprised Washington with its decision to put the U.S. mail in the hands of the world’s most wanted man.

But at a press briefing in Washington, Vice President Dick Cheney vigorously defended the deal, calling Mr. bin Laden “the right man for the job.”

“Osama bin Laden is eminently qualified to run the U.S. Postal Service,” Mr. Cheney told reporters. “For one thing, he’s already disgruntled.”

The vice president denied reports that he was inebriated at the time the deal was made, adding, “I had one beer, tops, and I did not make a second trip to the keg.”

Mr. Cheney said that critics of the bin Laden deal were being “narrow minded,” saying that giving a multibillion-dollar government contract to the world’s most wanted fugitive offered a unique opportunity: “This may be our best chance to find out where he is.”

The vice president added that once Mr. bin Laden has control over the postal service, there was a chance that he could become a friend of the U.S., noting, “And once he is our friend, we will shoot him in the face.”

Elsewhere, Anna Nicole Smith said she was optimistic about winning her case before the United States Supreme Court, adding, “I’m good at getting old men to do what I want.

Bill O'Reilly massive ego

Bill O'Reilly's long, slow slide towards insanity shows no sign of stopping - last week the Falafel Master started an online petition asking the chairman of NBC to replace Keith Olbermann with Phil Donahue in order to "rescue MSNBC from the ratings basement."

It's really very kind of Mr. O'Reilly to give Keith Olbermann this free publicity - no doubt plenty of viewers will now tune in to "Countdown" in order to find out why Thin-Skinned Bill has got a stick up his ass this time. And Keith really does seem to be enjoying this just a little too much!

It's funny though - Bill doesn't seem so concerned about the ratings of MSNBC's conservative shows. According to Media Matters, both "Scarborough Country" and "The Situation With Tucker Carlson" garner lower ratings than "Countdown." Perhaps MSNBC should consider replacing either of those shows with Phil Donahue.

Better still - the Huffington Post is now running a counter-petition to Fox News head honcho Roger Ailes which states:

We, the undersigned, are becoming increasingly concerned about the mental health of the host of your 8:00 PM EST show on Fox News Channel. This host has claimed:


1) San Francisco should be attacked by al-Qaeda terrorists ("homicide bombers").

2) There's a conspiracy to cancel the extremely popular Christmas holiday, even though the culture of Christmas is prevalent in America for nearly three months of every year.

3) That opponents of his show favor personal attacks and smearing, while he routinely employs the pejorative "pinheads" to describe anyone who disagrees with him.

4) That he never used the phrase "shut up" even though he's on-record saying that phrase dozens of times.

5) He has yet to publicly address his sexual penchant for soapy falafel sandwiches and female underlings.

6) He routinely misrepresents factual information (often called "lying"), then claims he told the truth, but will occasionally recant and admit to flagrantly misleading his viewers.


As a result, we recommend that you uphold your "fair and balanced" reputation and replace your 8:00 PM EST host with popular talk show host Phil Donahue.

http://www.petitiononline.com/0donahue/petition.html


At this moment in American history, we are surrounded, infiltrated, soaked to the bone with warmongers and fear dealers and hate poppers. The GOP has been positively masterful in cultivating a culture of intolerance and disgust and Taliban-like fanaticism, instilling a brilliant kind of poisonous fear into middle 'Merka that equates gays with terrorists and terrorists with the Middle East and the Middle East with the Devil and the Devil with liberals and liberals with, well, gays. Isn't that clever?

As it goes with America, so it goes with the world.

http://www.planetvids.com/html/The-Best-Bush-Impression.html

Monday, February 27, 2006

GUESS WHO

K I give up..who's blog is it?

I really am baffled, and that's hard to do!


Beside that Bob, great blob "Bob" ROFL.

How much did you save from the departed blog?

Please feel free to borrow and steal anything you need.

Are Lou and BeddeBoo gonna be hearing wedding bells soon?

You might be Republican if...


You might be Republican if...

You're more upset about Brokeback Mountain than Abu Ghraib

You might be Republican if...

You can’t stand Hilary Clinton’s hair
but you have no problem with Trent Lott's.



I'm talking about Sir Mick Jagger having two songs censored by American TV networks during
Sunday's Super-bowl, for fear they would upset the country's dominant Christian right.

Did he call Jesus gay or Mary a whore? No. He mentioned a grain-eating farmyard animal.

This is the line deemed so offensive in the land of BLEEP* that it had to be taken off screen:


"Once upon a time I was your little rooster, am I just
one of your cocks?"

And if you think stopping a rock-and-roll
pensioner saying "cocks" is nothing to worry about,
think again.

These are the same TV networks who decide what their
people see whenever BLEEP* sends troops on a foreign
military adventure.

* I have censored the use of the US President's name
because it can be construed as a term for female pubic hair.

With Bush now trailing Democrats on national security, gay "hate and bait" is the only political weapon the GOP will have left in their arsenal entering the 2006 elections. They could save themselves, the country, and a lot of gay people a lot of pain and suffering if only they would heed the above advice and let it go.

True enough, in the short-term, gay "hate and bait" might score an election or two in the country's most conservative regions. Within the next generation, this gay hate thing isn't going to fly and the GOP will be forced to spend another 40 years trying to move beyond their current position. Besides, every human rights issue started this way, and the Right eventually lost those battles.

Scrubbing


Back in the days when newspapers and magazines were printed on paper once something was committed to ink that was pretty much it, you had to live with it. And while I do look quite fetching in my tin foil hat I generally like to save it for special occasions, but there's something unexplained and a little disturbing going on with internet news scrubbing.

We've seen quite a few instances of it recently and it usually has to do with explosive comments that are unfavorable to the narrative being disseminated by the administration (and quite often the Vice President):

. Josh Marshall noticed that it happened in a Washington Post article referring to a conversation on Air Force II:

On July 12, the day Cheney and Libby flew together from Norfolk, the vice president instructed his aide to alert reporters of an attack launched that morning on Wilson's credibility by Fleischer, according to a well-placed source. (WaPo, October 30 2005)

. The comments about Sherrifs being turned away from the Armstrong ranch were removed from the CBS online site:

CBS News White House correspondent Peter Maer reports Texas authorities are complaining that the Secret Service barred them from speaking to Cheney after the incident. (CBSnews.com, February 13, 2006)

. Katharine Armstrong's references to alcohol being served on the day Cheney shot the old man in the face were scrubbed from the MSNBC site:

"There may be a beer or two in there," she said, "but remember not everyone in the party was shooting." (MSNBC, February 15, 2006)

. Now a comment Swopa made note of in a WaPo article about the bombing of the Golden Mosque has been deleted:

In Samarra, witnesses said that Interior Ministry commandos and Iraqi police were cordoning the shrine before the explosions took place. (WaPo, February 23, 2006)

CBS PublicEye actually did address what happened to their Cheney article and on its own would seem like a plausible explanation, but these are just a few examples of what appears to be a consistent motif in the mainstream online press. Not to go all 1984, but who is it that's sitting around reading all this stuff, suddenly deciding that these phrases are not okay, then calling up and twisting arms 'til they're taken down?

Bloggers change stuff in their posts all the time, usually as a result of people showing up and pointing out errors. But the presumption is that by the time a story goes up on the washingtonpost.com it's already been approved by the editors and it's not like they're seeing it for the first time online. It's also customary to make a correction note when a major change is made as the CBS Public Eye article noted. That's not happening.

I'm sure there's a partial explanation in the fact that now that things can be changed there is going to be pressure exerted on reporters to do so. But how are we to know that these comments are erroneous and not merely unflattering and/or inconvenient if nobody takes pains to explain that?

I don't know how or why this is happening but it seems to be occurring with some frequency. It would be nice to hear an explanation.

ARE YOU an EMOTIONAL VAMPIRE?


ARE YOU an EMOTIONAL VAMPIRE?



If you were responsible for the follwing paragraph, the answer is a resounding YES!!!!



I was sorry to hear of your mom's passing. My father is in the hosp currently dying and I know how hard this is.. He has developed hypercalcemia related to that protein that he has that is gumming up his kidneys.. its going to be a slow process and its very exhausting for all of us..



Alternative Remedies Fail Government Tests.


Lindsay Tanner.
Chicago AP.
2006-02-26. Available from
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060227/D8G15U000.html

For years, millions of Americans have spent billions of
dollars on alternative remedies with unproven effects.
Now, rigorous science is starting to test those treatments
and mostly finds them lacking.

Last week, major government-funded research indicated
that two wildly popular arthritis pills, glucosamine and
chondroitin, did no better than dummy pills at relieving
mild arthritis pain.

Earlier this month a study revealed negative results for
saw palmetto to treat prostate problems; last July, ditto
for echinacea and the common cold. Those followed
similar disappointments for
St. John's wort to treat
major depression, and powdered shark cartilage for
some cancers.

Yet despite the
U.S. government's multimillion-dollar
investment to scientifically scrutinize a little regulated
$20 billion-a-year industry, the big question is, do the
results really matter when so many consumers swear
by these remedies?


The answer turns out to be, in this article at least, "no."
Follow the link to read the rest.

The justification for conducting many of NCCAM's trials
has been "wide use", e.g., stuff is widely used so we need
to figure out if it works so we can "inform consumers."
"Wide use" has continually been held out in lieu of phase
I and II data that would support the phase III studies on
"widely used" products - "wide use" justifies nothing,
though some of these trials provide a rough idea of how
many institutional review boards are asleep at the switch.

The other piece of the "wide use" gambit is that data
from rigorous controlled trials are useful to the public,
and (ostensibly) should improve public health by
educating people about safety and efficacy of the
products in question.

Well?

At some point you'd suppose folks would get
embarrassed at conducting phase I studies *after*
big phase III controlled trials. Not NCCAM. For
example, after the GAIT trial NCCAM recruits for a
phase I study to see if glucosamine affects insulin
metabolism:
http://www.clinicaltrials.gov/ct/show/NCT00065377?order=4

And of course every so often this backfires in a major way
and they have to terminate a study they shouldn't have started:
http://www.clinicaltrials.gov/ct/show/NCT00029250?order=59
Most people would suppose NIH would have figured out
if there was a drug-drug interaction, especially where
research subjects with HIV/AIDS are recruited.

What do the consent forms say or are they blank?

There's also stuff like this study, about which I refrain
from commenting: http://www.clinicaltrials.gov/ct/show/NCT00070980?order=156

Finally there is the director, an experienced trialist,
who claims in NCCAM's 2007 Congressional
Justification that a "major trial of the dietary
supplements glucosamine and chondroitin sulfate
showed that the supplements used together were
effective in relieving moderate to severe pain in
patients with osteoarthritis of the knee."
http://nccam.nih.gov/about/congressional/2007.pdf

It didn't. When a finding isn't among the primary or
secondary hypotheses (or endpoints), it's an association,
or less politely, a spurious association.
http://www.clinicaltrials.gov/ct/show/NCT00032890?order=1

Sunday, February 26, 2006

This Blog is not about:











1 Winter Olympics

1 John Michael Montgomery

2 4 American Idol

2 Delta Goodrem

2 Internal Revenue Service

3 Eva Green 1295.04%

9 NASCAR

4 Lisa Marie Presley

5 - Stacy Keibler

5 Elizabeth Vargas

8 WWE

6 Whippet

7 27 Lost

7 daniel Craig

7 Wikipedia

8 Wolfgang's Vault

9 - Dancing With the Stars

9 Mash

11 Chris Brown

10 Bryant Gumbel

11 19 Madonna

11 Ace Young

12 10 NBA

12 Total Eclipse of the Heart

13 12 Britney Spears

13 Weekend Getaways

14 13 Eminem

14 Stacy Keibler

15 16 RuneScape

15 Trisha Yearwood

14 Oprah Winfrey

16 Lisa Lampanelli

15 Beyonce Knowles

17 Badgley Mischka

17 50 Cent

18 Beethoven's Third

83 Maria Sharapova

19 Dancing With the Stars

22 Kelly Clarkson

20 Mike Davis

Blogger bares Rumsfeld's post 9/11 orders

(Law Student and blogger, Thad Anderson got Stephen Cambone's notes through FOIA! Maybe their is hope!)
Blogger bares Rumsfeld's post 9/11 orders

Julian Borger in Washington
Friday February 24, 2006
The Guardian

Hours after a commercial plane struck the Pentagon on September 11 2001 the US defence secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, was issuing rapid orders to his aides to look for evidence of Iraqi involvement, according to notes taken by one of them. "Hard to get good case. Need to move swiftly," the notes say. "Near term target needs - go massive - sweep it all up, things related and not."

The handwritten notes, with some parts blanked out, were declassified this month in response to a request by a law student and blogger, Thad Anderson, under the US Freedom of Information Act. Anderson has posted them on his blog at outragedmoderates.org .

The Pentagon confirmed the notes had been taken by Stephen Cambone, now undersecretary of defence for intelligence and then a senior policy official. "His notes were fulfilling his role as a plans guy," said a spokesman, Greg Hicks. "He was responsible for crisis planning, and he was with the secretary in that role that afternoon."

The report said: "On the afternoon of 9/11, according to contemporaneous notes, Secretary Rumsfeld instructed General Myers to obtain quickly as much information as possible. The notes indicate that he also told Myers that he was not simply interested in striking empty training sites. He thought the US response should consider a wide range of options.

(more at links below)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/print/0,,329419836-110878,00.html

Various items

(1) Brad R. at Sadly, No surgically http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/002389.html

(and quite amusingly) dissects one of the most astonishing and disturbing articles I’ve read in some time – a little rant by the always disturbing Ben Shapiro in which he advocates that the Republican Congress enact legislation rendering illegal various statements made by Al Gore, Howard Dean, and John Kerry (among others), and that under this legislation, any American citizen be imprisoned for sedition if they utter such statements which are critical of the Leader and his actions. Seriously.

As easy as it is to scoff at Shapiro and his proposal, I would bet that a majority of Bush followers would favor such legislation, and many of them would enthusiastically favor aggressive application.

(2) It’s not often that one reads anything new on the abortion issue, but Barbara O’Brein has written a thought-provoking post about many of the overlooked philosophical questions concerning the "beginning of life" on which the abortion debate really depends. If nothing else, Barbara’s post illustrates the complexity and impropriety of trying to use the law in order to compel moral behavior – a project that is often depicted as being quite simple even though it is everything but simple.

(3) For quite some time, we’ve been hearing a sea of promises from the White House - which always turn out to be false – about the supposed progression of Iraqi troops to independence. As the Heretik points out, http://theheretik.us/2006/02/25/filed-under/

that process is actually moving backwards, and after three full years of our occupying that country, there is not a single Iraqi battalion capable of fighting on its own. Also not reported is the worst day of the month for the new Iraqi army is Pay day as usually 50% of the troops leave and are never seen again. Smart, really smart.

Dear Sen. Bartling


Dear Sen. Bartling,

When your husband, Bart Bartling, comes home after hard day of trucking feed, I hope he has dinner waiting for him. I worry about that given all the gallivanting you do down at the Statehouse. Certainly, Bart and the children aren't getting the kind of service a god-fearing wife and mother should be giving to her family.

Sure, there is an upside to your work. Your appointment by Our Leader to the Federal Agricultural Mortgage Corporation has to be good for Bart's business (The Chosen One sure knows how to reward His friends, doesn't He) and your bill restoring men's god-given property rights over not-men's lady-parts is a blessing to every man South Dakota.

There is little I can do about your usurpation of Bart's patriarchal role--you're his property, not mine--but as long as you're going to be in the Senate anyway, I'm willing to help you do God's work by offering suggestions to help you make your forced childbirth legislative initiatives even stronger.

You see there's a big loophole in your latest effort to criminalize free will. The South Dakota Abortion Act cannot by itself prevent women from denying rapists their right to fatherhood. Criminalization isn't enough. You need some kind of monitoring too. It's like Saint Ronald of the Death Squads once said, "trust but verify."

That's where my idea of lady-parts monitoring comes in. All you need to do is pass a bill requiring the implantation of a device that would sound an alarm whenever a foreign object is inserted into a not-man's lady-parts. Of course we'd also need to install a RFID chip into her husband's little soldier so that authorized entry wouldn't be confused with criminal activity (We could also set up a video system that would activate once the husband's RFID chip trips his wife's sensors--that way we could ensure that it's for purely procreational purposes and that no one is enjoying it.)

We have the technology, and you've certainly demonstrated the will needed to do something like this, all we need now is a bill.

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