Canadian Udder Cleaners & General Cow Maintenance: 2006-02-19

A Kinky kind of candidate

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Billy is providing the security today.....

BEWARE TROLLS, BE VERY AWARE!!!!!!!

The G. W. Bush Presidential Library has opened!

Mail brings worry

New parents say pamphlets carried unwanted messages.

By SHAWNA RICHTER

srichter@thehawkeye.com

Less than one month ago, The Hawk Eye printed "That's My Baby," an insert listing parents and their babies for the year 2005.

Less than two weeks ago, those parents started getting mail — pro–life and anti–vaccination mail from Donna Holman, an activist and Missionary to the Preborn member from Keokuk.

When the insert was printed, Holman felt an opportunity had presented itself. She photocopied the pictures, cut them out and pasted them to envelopes with the parents names already there. Then she looked up their addresses in phone books or at Des Moines County courthouse.

"Some I couldn't find at all," she said. Out of the 88 babies printed in the paper, 72 families received mail.

"I used to send them all the time," she said about the letters. "I sent them every month until they stopped printing names (of babies) in the paper."

http://www.thehawkeye.com/daily/stories/ln1_0224.html

Five places you'd rather be: Wrestling Dick Cheney Spartan-style at a Promisekeepers rally, giving firearms training to Blastocyst-Americans, Double dating with Bill O'Reilly, a speaker phone, and two women we randomly choose by shooting a phone book, standing at a urinal next to Ann Coulter, being healed by Benny Hinn

AND THEN JESUS SAID "MY BAD"

Jesus Christ, eponymous leader of every single Christian denomination ever, has officially apologized for having been crucified by the Romans some two thousand years ago. “Next time I will be more careful,” said Jesus, while answering questions on his way to a new Universe that Jesus claims has a better sense of humor and “…none of those ‘compact’ parking lots, where you can barely open your door without hitting the car next to you. It’s like we’re all sardines or something. Well, not literal sardines. Metaphorical sardines. Whatever.”

No athiests were harmed in the making of this post.

Billy & Friends

When police officers arrived at the fraternity house at 1436 Chestnut St. at 2:25 a.m. Thursday for the party complaint, the goat was found in a small basement storage room where it had no food or water, according to the BGPD report.

Police were told the goat was in the house because pledges were going to have sex with it, according to a city police report.

The male goat was taken to the Bowling Green-Warren County Humane Society for an examination Thursday afternoon by veterinarian Consuela Reinhart.

"At the bottom of the rectum there was a small abrasion,"; she said.

There was not an extensive amount of bruising, Reinhart said. Other than the abrasion, the goat is in good shape.

Tests showed there was nothing unusual in the animal's stool that would have caused the injury, she said.

Reinhart also said it was unlikely the goat had vomited. Police said the goat was in a confined area where there was vomit.

"Goats can't really vomit. Usually when you find a goat that vomited you find a dead goat,"; she said.

"The goat had been penetrated by something; by what we don't know,"; said Roxie Ross, animal control officer for BGPD.

Meanwhile back in the SUDAN

Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan
Saturday 25 February 2006.

Feb 24, 2006 (MALAKAL) — A certain Mr Tombe was caught having an intimate relation with a goat belonging to a Mr Alifi at Hai Malakal — Upper Nile State, southern Sudan — on February 13. Tombe was ordered to pay the goat’s dowry and take the animal as his wife .

Mr Alifi said: "It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house. Suddenly , I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately, I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relation with my goat . When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Alifi then brought some elders to decide the fate of the goat defiler.

"They said I should not take him to the police , but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife."

Mr Tombe agreed immediately to pay for the goat, and paid half the dowry 150,000 Sudanese dinars up front.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know , they are still together", Mr Alifi concluded.

(Juba Post/ST)

The movement's momentum picked up in 2004 as George W. Bush sought re-election, the 9-11 Commission finished its work, and the National Institute of Standards and Technology issued preliminary findings on the building collapses. Members petitioned New York attorney general Eliot Spitzer to convene a grand jury on the attacks. New figures emerged, like Kevin Ryan, a scientist at the testing firm that certified the steel used in the twin towers, who was fired after he wrote a letter to NIST faulting its findings, and William Rodriguez, a janitor at the twin towers credited with saving lives on 9-11.

Rodriguez has filed a federal RICO suit against Bush, the president's father and three brothers, the Republican National Committee, Alan Greenspan, Halliburton, several voting-machine companies, and others. He claims that the president and his administration participated in "approval and sponsorship of the 9-11 attacks, kidnapping, arson, murder, treason" in order to "obtain a 'blank check' to conduct wars of aggression, to consolidate economic and political power."

"The guilt of the defendants," the suit alleges, "is compellingly suggested by their myriad lies, their thwarting of any proper investigation, and their stonewalling and failure to truly cooperate even with the . . . Commission 'investigation.' "

http://villagevoice.com/news/0608,murphy,72254,6.html

REDHACKS

HEY !!! Do you have any good redhacks jokes over here?..I think we are going way too easy on her! Wouldnt you agree?

Ohio lawmaker to propose ban on GOP adoption

Ohio lawmaker to propose ban on GOP adoption

BY CARL CHANCELLOR
Knight Ridder Newspapers

AKRON, Ohio - If an Ohio lawmaker's proposal becomes state law, Republicans would be barred from being adoptive parents.

State Sen. Robert Hagan sent out e-mails to fellow lawmakers late Wednesday night, stating that he intends to "introduce legislation in the near future that would ban households with one or more Republican voters from adopting children or acting as foster parents." The e-mail ended with a request for co-sponsorship.

On Thursday, the Youngstown Democrat said he had not yet found a co-sponsor.

Hagan said his "tongue was planted firmly in cheek" when he drafted the proposed legislation. However, Hagan said that the point he is trying to make is nonetheless very serious.

Hagan said his legislation was written in response to a bill introduced in the Ohio House this month by state Rep. Ron Hood, R-Ashville, that is aimed at prohibiting gay adoption.

"We need to see what we are doing," said Hagan, who called Hood's proposed bill blatantly discriminatory and extremely divisive. Hagan called Hood and the eight other conservative House Republicans who backed the anti-gay adoption bill "homophobic."

Hood's bill, which does not have support of House leadership, seeks to ban children from being placed for adoption or foster care in homes where the prospective parent or a roommate is homosexual, bisexual or transgender.

To further lampoon Hood's bill, Hagan wrote in his mock proposal that "credible research" shows that adopted children raised in Republican households are more at risk for developing "emotional problems, social stigmas, inflated egos, and alarming lack of tolerance for others they deem different than themselves and an air of overconfidence to mask their insecurities."

However, Hagan admitted that he has no scientific evidence to support the above claims.

Just as "Hood had no scientific evidence" to back his assertion that having gay parents was detrimental to children, Hagan said.

"It flies in the face of reason when we need to reform our education system, address health care and environmental issues that we put energy and wasted time (into) legislation (Hood's) like this," continued Hagan, who has been in the Ohio Senate nine years. Before the Senate, he served 19 years in the Ohio House.

On Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms

What happened in the missing hour?

What'd they do in their ivory tower?

Did they find it was a crime

and that Cheney could do time?

Did they ask: "What if he dies?

"What of your two D.U.I.s?"

Did they think he could do years?

That it better be _one_ beer?

And was it in that hour,

Dick said, "I'll meet the cops tomorrow"?

Was it then they decided,

it was better to hide it?

"It sure's good to be the Vice."

I'll say. Wouldn't it be nice?

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Secret Service agents say Cheney was drunk when he shot lawyer

From Capitol Hill Blue

Secret Service agents say Cheney was drunk when he shot lawyer
By DOUG THOMPSON
Feb 22, 2006, 07:35

Secret Service agents guarding Vice President Dick Cheney when he shot Texas lawyer Harry Whittington on a hunting outing two weeks ago say Cheney was "clearly inebriated" at the time of the shooting.

Agents observed several members of the hunting party, including the Vice President, consuming alcohol before and during the hunting expedition, the report notes, and Cheney exhibited "visible signs" of impairment, including slurred speech and erratic actions.
According to those who have talked with the agents and others present at the outing, Cheney was drunk when he gunned down his friend and the day-and-a-half delay in allowing Texas law enforcement officials on the ranch where the shooting occurred gave all members of the hunting party time to sober up.

We talked with a number of administration officials who are privy to inside information on the Vice President's shooting "accident" and all admit Secret Service agents and others say they saw Cheney consume far more than the "one beer' he claimed he drank at lunch earlier that day.

"This was a South Texas hunt," says one White House aide. "Of course there was drinking. There's always drinking. Lots of it."

One agent at the scene has been placed on administrative leave and another requested reassignment this week. A memo reportedly written by one agent has been destroyed, sources said Wednesday afternoon.

Cheney has a long history of alcohol abuse, including two convictions of driving under the influence when he was younger. Doctors tell me that someone like Cheney, who is taking blood thinners because of his history of heart attacks, could get legally drunk now after consuming just one drink.

If Cheney was legally drunk at the time of the shooting, he could be guilty of a felony under Texas law and the shooting, ruled an accident by a compliant Kenedy County Sheriff, would be a prosecutable offense.

But we will never know for sure because the owners of the Armstrong Ranch, where the shooting occurred, barred the sheriff's department from the property on the day of the shooting and Kenedy County Sheriff Ramon Salinas III agreed to wait until the next day to send deputies in to talk to those involved.

Sheriff's Captain Charles Kirk says he went to the Armstrong Ranch immediately after the shooting was reported on Saturday, February 11 but both he and a game warden were not allowed on the 50,000-acre property. He called Salinas who told him to forget about it and return to the station.

"I told him don't worry about it. I'll make a call," Salinas said. The sheriff claims he called another deputy who moonlights at the Armstrong ranch, said he was told it was "just an accident" and made the decision to wait until Sunday to investigate.

"We've known these people for years. They are honest and wouldn't call us, telling us a lie," Salinas said.

Like all elected officials in Kenedy County, Salinas owes his job to the backing and financial support of Katherine Armstrong, owner of the ranch and the county's largest employer.

"The Armstrongs rule Kenedy County like a fiefdom," says a former employee.

Secret Service officials also took possession of all tests on Whittington's blood at the hospitals where he was treated for his wounds. When asked if a blood alcohol test had been performed on Whittington, the doctors who treated him at Christus Spohn Hospital Memorial in Corpus Christi or the hospital in Kingsville refused to answer. One admits privately he was ordered by the Secret Service to "never discuss the case with the press."

It's a sure bet that is a private doctor who treated the victim of Cheney's reckless and drunken actions can't talk to the public then any evidence that shows the Vice President drunk as a skunk will never see the light of day.

This port issue is a pure political ploy.

This port issue is a pure political ploy.

Bush wants to take on Congress and have Congress win this by overriding his veto.

Why?

Because Bush, Rove, Cheney are deathly afraid that one House of Congress will flip to the Democrats in the 2006 election. If that happens, hearing are going to be held on a ton of issues with the possibility of Bush being impeached on the illegal wiretap issue. The way to stop this is to have the Republican Congress "show" to the American people that they are independent of the White House.

Seriously -- this is a classic Republican political play. People like Rick Santorum will run ads saying:"Santorum stood up to the President when he was wrong on the port issue. We need independent leaders like Rick Santorum." We are in the middle of a failed Presidency. Bush has given up on the American people and is just trying to preserve some kind of legacy that is not tainted with illegal activities being uncovered. If illegal activities were to be uncovered, then Jeb Bush would never have a chance to become President down the road.

Dragons

“Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”

G. K. Chesterton

Dr. Redhack

This will I hope add some names to the pending class action suit some are dreaming about.

Those who seem to use the phrase that I will soon be a doctor, should read this. This person, and I use that term lightly, claims they have had great test scores some even 100% on open book exams from the Queen of the sCAM unrecognized Scam med colleges in the United States. This college told me if I paid my tuition in full I would have a degree in no time at all. This is what is commonly referred to as a diploma mill.

I will assume that this person who feels the need to let everyone on many forums what her latest achievement with her correspondence doctor course is just very naïve. But to suggest they are in some way relevant, by suggesting they will have to sit for their “National Boards”or are almost a doctor would make them very dangerous if this person were to dispense medical advice, which this person does often, usually referencing her almost doctor status, her recent grades, or her having to sit for “National Boards”. Reality is that to use the term “Doctor in most states the applicant has to need have the following.

An undergraduate degree from an institution that is recognized by the United States Department of Education.

A degree from a recognized institution in some form of medicine that is also recognized by the United States Department of Education.

Clayton College is not recognized by the United States Department of Education.

Many nonaccredited correspondence schools issue "degrees" and certificates which suggest that the recipient is a qualified expert who can provide rational advice about nutrition or health care. These documents are promoted as though they are equivalent in meaning to established credentials—which they are not. One of the most prolific is the Clayton College of Natural Health (CCNH), of Birmingham, Alabama, which offers home-study courses leading to "degrees" and "certificates" in "natural health," traditional naturopathy, "holistic nutrition" and related subjects. CCNH says it is "the world's leading college of natural health" with over 25,000 graduates.

Accreditation constitutes public recognition that an educational program meets the administrative, organizational, and financial criteria of a recognized agency. In the United States, educational standards for schools are set by a network of agencies approved by the U.S. Office of Education (USOE) or the Council on Recognition of Postsecondary Accreditation (CORPA). USOE or CORPA do not accredit individual schools, but they approve the national and regional agencies that do so. Almost all such agencies are voluntary and nongovernmental. Nonaccredited schools offering health-related instruction almost always advocate unscientific concepts. Moreover, is not possible to learn to properly care for patients without lengthy supervised experience with patients, which most nonaccredited schools, including Clayton, do not offer. Clayton states that it is accredited by the American Association of Drugless Practitioners and the American Naturopathic Medical Accreditation Board. However, these are not recognized by the U.S. Secretary of Education, which means that "accreditation" by them is meaningless.

In 1998, an official of the Oregon Office of Degree Authorization concluded that Clayton's naturopathy graduates would not be eligible for licensure in Oregon [4]. During the course of its investigation, the department acquired four diplomas issued to one "graduate" (Joyce M. Randrup) during a 14-month period. Randrup's "Doctor of Naturopathy" diploma was dated January 25, 1988, and her B.S., M.S., and Ph.D. diplomas were all dated March 28, 1989.

Some Clayton’s Famous Alumni:

# Hulda Clark, author of The Cure for All Cancers and The Cure for All Disease, is an unlicensed naturopath who claims that all cancers, AIDS,Hepatitis C, and many other diseases are caused by “parasites, toxins, and pollutants” and that she can cure them with herbs and a low-voltage electrical device, sometimes within hours. Most of her patient contact has been at a clinic in Tijuana, Mexico. Clark claims to be doing research but has never had a paper published in a medical journal [4]. Her naturopathic degree is from Clayton.

# Gillian McKeith, author of You Are What You Eat and Living Foods for Health, is a television commentator and sees patients at her McKeith Research Centre in London, England. A booklet she wrote states that she "conducts clinical research, publishes findings, and treats illness through comprehensive biochemistry" and "believes that most disease can be eradicated with the proper application of a natural and nutritional approach." [5] She also operates McKeith Research Ltd., which markets "organic living food supplements." [6] From 2002 to 2004, one of her Web sites described her as "the world's top nutritionist" and stated that she had "spent several years" training for master's and doctorate degrees in holistic nutrition from the American Holistic College of Nutrition. Like Clark, McKeith has never reported any research in a medical journal.

# Robert O. Young, author of The pH Miracle, The pH Miracle for Diabetes, and The pH Miracle for Weight Loss, claims that health and weight control depend primarily on proper balance between an alkaline and acid environment that can be optimized by eating certain foods. These claims are false [7].Young offers educational retreats that include a private blood cell analysis and "nutritional consultation" at his 45-acre estate in Valley Center, California. In 1996, under a plea bargain, Young pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of attempted practice of medicine without a license and was promised that the charge would be dismissed if he stayed out of trouble for 18 months. Young claimed that he had looked at blood samples from two women and simply gave them nutritional advice [8]. The blood test he advocates (live-cell analysis) has no scientific validity [9]. Young's "credentials" include doctoral degrees in nutrition, science, and naturopathy from the American Holistic College of Nutrition. His Web site claims that he "has been widely recognized as one of the top research scientists in the world," and his book states that he "has gained national recognition for his research into diabetes, cancer, leukemia, and AIDS." Yet he, too, has had nothing published in a recognized scientific journal.
BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONS CODE
SECTION 3630-3637

If one were to live in California, one would have to achieve the following:

http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/cgi-bin/displaycode?section=bpc&group=03001-04000&file=3630-3637

3630. An applicant for a license as a naturopathic doctor shall
file with the bureau a written application on a form provided by the
bureau, that shows, to the bureau's satisfaction, compliance with all
of the following requirements:
(a) The applicant has not committed an act or crime that
constitutes grounds for denial of a license under Section 480, and
has complied with the requirements of Section 144.
(b) The applicant has received a degree in naturopathic medicine
from an approved naturopathic medical school where the degree
substantially meets the educational requirements in paragraph (2) of
subdivision (a) of Section 3623.

3631. An applicant for licensure shall pass the Naturopathic
Physicians Licensing Examination (NPLEX) or an equivalent approved by
the North American Board of Naturopathic Examiners. In the absence
of an examination approved by the North American Board of
Naturopathic Examiners, the bureau may administer a substantially
equivalent examination.

3633. The bureau may grant a license to an applicant who is
licensed and in good standing as a naturopathic doctor in another
state, jurisdiction, or territory in the United States, provided the
applicant has met the requirements of Sections 3630 and 3631.

3633.1. The bureau may grant a license to an applicant who meets
the requirements of Section 3630, but who graduated prior to 1986,
pre-NPLEX, and passed a state or Canadian Province naturopathic
licensing examination. Applications under this section shall be
received no later than December 31, 2007.

3634. (a) A license issued under this chapter shall be subject to
renewal biennially as prescribed by the bureau and shall expire
unless renewed in that manner. The bureau may provide by regulation
for the late renewal of a license.
(b) The holder of a license under this chapter shall be required
to take and pass a recertifying examination before the 10th
anniversary of his or her initial licensure pursuant to this chapter.
On or before July 1, 2010, the bureau shall establish standards for
recertification and shall create a recertifying examination or adopt
an existing examination that satisfies the recertification standards
established by the bureau. In developing standards for
recertification, the bureau shall consider information provided by
the Council on Naturopathic Medical Education, naturopathic doctors,
and other interested parties.

3635. (a) In addition to any other qualifications and requirements
for licensure renewal, the bureau shall require the satisfactory
completion of 60 hours of approved continuing education biennially.
This requirement is waived for the initial license renewal. The
continuing education shall meet the following requirements:
(1) At least 20 hours shall be in pharmacotherapeutics.
(2) No more than 15 hours may be in naturopathic medical journals
or osteopathic or allopathic medical journals, or audio or videotaped
presentations, slides, programmed instruction, or computer-assisted
instruction or preceptorships.
(3) No more than 20 hours may be in any single topic.
(4) No more than 15 hours of the continuing education requirements
for the specialty certificate in naturopathic childbirth attendance
shall apply to the 60 hours of continuing education requirement.
(b) The continuing education requirements of this section may be
met through continuing education courses approved by the California
Naturopathic Doctors Association, the American Association of
Naturopathic Physicians, the Medical Board of California, the
California State Board of Pharmacy, the State Board of Chiropractic
Examiners, or other courses approved by the bureau.

3636. (a) Upon a written request, the bureau may grant inactive
status to a naturopathic doctor who is in good standing and who meets
the requirements of Section 462.
(b) A person whose license is in inactive status may not engage in
any activity for which a license is required under this chapter.
(c) A person whose license is in inactive status shall be exempt
from continuing education requirements while his or her license is in
that status.
(d) To restore a license to active status, a person whose license
is in inactive status must fulfill continuing education requirements
for the two-year period prior to reactivation, and pay a reactivation
fee established by the bureau.

3637. Only an individual may be licensed under this chapter.

In summary, one can sit on as many 2 x 4's or 1 x 6's as one wants, but they will never be able to call themselves Doctor.

Free Farting Cow Hat

Keep clicking "next scene" until you get to the country and then
click on the cow. A form should pop up for you to put your info in.
You'll also need to use internet explorer for this.

http://www.thetruth.com//issues/found/flash/shell.swf?FactExists=1&Movie=none&FartingCow=1&hatGiveawayCount=0001

AOL

Brain-Dead Americans Defend Brain-Dead and Severly Burnt Florida Woman

Brain-Dead Americans Defend Brain-Dead Florida Woman Even after Cremation

Feb 21, 2006

PINELLAS PARK, FL—The plight of Terri Schiavo, whose brain, according to doctors, has been mostly "non-sentient" and "liquids in suspension" since her heart stopped for five minutes in February of 1990, has come to the attention of Americans whose brains have been mostly sentiment and superstition for most of their lives. "We're staying here to show our support for Terri," said a born-again Christian protester, who, like Schiavo, is capable of virtually no independent cranial activity. "Her husband and those judges can use cold, calculating reason all they like—but we know in our hearts that Terri can hear us." The protesters, who are holding a vigil outside Schiavo's hospice as family members battle in the courts over the removal of her feeding tube, have said that they will take their appeal to sympathetic brain-dead members of Congress if necessary. The ashes have been shaking and as a Physician I will do all I can to encourage my fellow Senators to amend last years bill to include Terri's new 8th degree burns, Sen. Bill Frist was quoted after viewing new video tape of Terri.

Hey!!!!

Hey you!!!!!

Yes You!!!!!!!

I'm a warning you!!!!!

Don't mess with my pal Andy!!!!!!!!

From the News bureau of the Generals comes this recent collection of press releases to the media...(those media already controlled by the office of the Generals). See Canadian plans in action, as frequent updates chronicle events connected to the upcoming Canadian invasion!

"BOATPLANE"
Experimental military aircraft, labelled "Boatplane", prepares to take off from Lake Ontario. A design unknown to humankind until the late 1990s, "Boatplane" combines two of the most mobile military vehicles available ...the boat...and the plane. "Boatplane" will eventually be tested in rougher waters, and is expected to shock the world with its "fly and float" technology. Its Destination: Unknown.....Its Mission: Classified.....Coolness factor: 100%.

"TOP SECRECY"
careless words may cause disaster!

Clever Canadian propaganda reminds patriots to be wary of accidentally disclosing classified information. One never knows when a sneaky American may be listening, so Canadians, keep those top secret documents to yourselves! In the event that an American, (or foolish world power allied with the US) might obtain important Canadian information, please contact your branch of the RCMP, CSIS, or CODCO and rat out the Evil Fiend.

"KIEFER IN THE GAME"

Canadian Kiefer Sutherland abandons his acting aspirations and joins the campaign for Canadian domination as Director Of Approved Canadian Media. He heads a commission dedicated to the eradication of all things sucky -- an extensive list including Country Music, American sitcoms and children under the age of 5. Director Sutherland now turns his attention towards the building of a media empire dominated exclusively by Canadians.

"CANADARM GOES LETHAL"
The Canadarm, once a scientific tool for space exploration, has now been utilized for more military applications. Its mission now to take over the world, the Canadarm has been brought down to earth and is currently being outfitted with programming destined to make it a most deadly offensive weapon. The arm, reaching out to smack dissidents and other undesirables, will patrol the Canadian border, looking for trouble and putting it down with a swing of its mechanized limb. Note: This new improved Canadarm will be equipped with wheels, and a nice wicker basket in the front for easy storage of ammo.

"ALEX TREBEK, LORD OF DESTRUCTION"

Famous Canadian game show host Alex Trebek joins the World Domination campaign as head of the Canadian Intelligence Centre. In his role as enforcer of a police state, Alex will be working towards a world in which no conversation goes unheard, no anti-government protest goes un-put-down-with-force, no rioter is not bludgeoned and no American has a shot at Final Jeopardy. Beneath his gruff and tough exterior beats a heart of gold -- Alex is always happy to take time to explain his job to local schoolchildren. "I'm like your Big Brother," Alex explains, "I see everything and know all. Now, who would like a maple leaf pin? Please ignore the microchip on the back...good little Canucks!"

"LACROSSE --- SPORT OF CHAMPIONS"

As in the picture above, the official Canadian sport of lacrosse will rapidly become the world's favourite past-time under upcoming Canuck rule. Expect much destruction of non-Canadian-related sports equipment, and the rise of hockey stick stocks as companies throughout the world rush to put Canadian-friendly recreational products on store shelves. Besides lacrosse, hockey and basketball, other "permitted" pastimes will include snowmobiling, dog-sledding, ice skating, ice fishing, speed skating, rowing and anything with Donovan Bailey in it. Naturally, in the event of a competition, the Canadian automatically wins. In the event that more than one Canadian is in the same event, the outcome will be considered a tie.

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES

Damn..Damn...Damn

Well she did post 2 HCV info pieces before she started on the poems.

Your dime is in the mail.

I thought she was so predictable, as in the last 6 months she has posted the grand total of 5; yup count them FIVE posts dealing with HCV. To post 2 in one day is highly irregular.

copyrighted@2006 all rights reserved...you cannot use, reprint or copy without the expressed permission of the writer.

Fraud and deception

It seems some just don’t know when to stop digging. They apparently are unaware of the first rule of holes, which is stop digging. They recently wrote this and posted it in their forum, “Furthermore, you cannot take a post and edit it, making it appear that another user posted it, like what was done with a recent e-mail that was done by these demented trolls”, which seems to suggest that someone has done a very terrible thing. Unfortunately for the person who wrote this, the facts tell a different story. The fact is this person is misrepresenting the truth greatly, as they really have no alterative but to continue to make excuses and blame another for their deception. The facts are very clear. They are as follows.

The person owns a forum on Delphiforums.

The person in some attempt to ensure their forum looks somewhat relevant, makes up screen names and applies personalities to these screen names.

The person replied to a post from an ex forum member without taking due diligence to ensure they were using the correct name to reply to that post.

The person posted under one of their other screen name personalities and signed her real name.

This post was viewed by someone and mailed to me and several others. There is no way to edit it or make it appear that another user posted it.

The person upon becoming aware of their mistake deleted the post and posted the reply using her own name.

The person using these screen names has suggested that one if her personalities is currently treating with interferon based combo products. This to me is incredible to say the least. This is insulting to the entire HCV community and especially to those who have offered sympathy to this fraud.

To claim one is an expert on internet law because your son has a blog, like all I can say is WOW!

But can tell you that golly gee gosh am I ever excited by the number of hits we be getting...and it seems the only promtion I am getting is by some thing whose son has a Blog...so keep those comments coming. Of corse we are going to sell your email address to those spaming folks, in other words anyone who claims if you comment on a google blog your email addres or any information that can identify you, well is full of shit! Then again most know that, and any others, well they are no doubt still Bush supporters.

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Plans for US draft dodger sculpture revived

Plans for US draft dodger sculpture revived

Peace activists have revived plans for a sculpture to commemorate Vietnam War draft resisters who fled to Canada, a proposal that had drawn the ire of U.S. veterans groups and conservatives.

The activists, who are also organizing a reunion for "draft dodgers" in July, said Tuesday the proposed monument is still needed to warn Americans and Canadians about the dangers of militarism.

"It is very important educationally that we have specific peace monuments," said Isaac Romano, an American who immigrated to Canada and now lives in British Columbia's Kootenay region where many U.S. war resisters settled.

The plan for a monument in Nelson, British Columbia, was originally announced in 2004, but quickly dropped after it was denounced by the U.S. Veterans of Foreign Wars and conservative media commentators.

Nelson city officials withdrew support for the sculpture to avoid a threatened U.S. boycott of the area's important tourism industry.

Romano said the activists have not decided on a location for the planned sculpture, and welcomed proposals from both Canadian and U.S. communities.

"It could be that there is a group in the States that sees it as an opportunity to remind Americans that they are not locked into the militarism. That there is an escape valve," Romano said.

The proposal calls for a sculpture of two Americans, a male and a female, crossing an imaginary border where a Canadian figure is waiting to welcome them.

It has been estimated that 125,000 draft-age Americans fled to Canada to avoid Vietnam and prosecution under U.S. law, although about half returned home after President Jimmy Carter granted amnesty in 1977.

Organizers of the Our Way Home reunion planned for Castlegar, British Columbia, in July say the event and sculpture are to honor both the Americans who resisted the war and the Canadians who helped them build lives in a new country.

Speakers at the four-day event are expected to include former U.S. Senator George McGovern, who campaigned to get the United States out of Vietnam in his unsuccessful 1972 bid for the White House.

Romano said the event will also provide an opportunity for draft dodgers and Vietnam War veterans to discuss their differences on the decision to go to war.

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