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Saturday, February 18, 2006

Huffin & Puffin, then reality


Libel

Libel is the "publication" of a false statement of fact that harms another person’s reputation – for example, saying that "John beat up his roommate" or "Joe doctored a post" if it isn’t true. If a statement doesn’t harm the other person’s reputation – for example, "Joe got an ‘A’ on the test" – it’s not libel even if it’s false. In addition, a statement of pure opinion cannot be libelous – for example, "I don’t like John" – but you can’t turn a statement of fact into an opinion simply by adding "I think" or "in my opinion" to it. "IMHO, Joe infringed my copyright and doctored my post " is still libelous if Joe didn't doctor a post". If you honestly believed that what you said was true, however, you would not be liable if it later turns out that you were wrong.

A libel is "published" whenever it is communicated to a third person. In other words, if you say "Mary doctored, and stole my post and thus is a thief" to anyone other than Mary, you have "published" that libel. That means that almost anything you post or send on the Internet, except an e-mail that you send only to the person about whom you are talking, is "published" for purposes of libel law.

Exactly how copyright law applies to the Internet is still not entirely clear, but there are some rules of thumb:

• You may look at another person’s web page, even though your computer makes a temporary copy when you do so, but you may not redistribute it or incorporate it into your own web page without permission, except as fair use may allow.
• You may quote all or part of another person’s Usenet or listserv message, unless the original message says that copying is prohibited.
• You probably may not copy and redistribute a private e-mail message you have received without the author’s permission, except as fair use may allow.
• You probably may print out a single copy of a web page or of a Usenet, listserv, or private e-mail message for your own, personal, noncommercial use.
• You may not download materials from Lexis-Nexis, the Clarinet news service, or other such services and copy or redistribute them without permission, unless the applicable license agreement expressly permits you to do so or unless your particular use would constitute fair use.
• You may not copy or redistribute software without permission, unless the applicable license agreement expressly permits you to do so.

In summary; if one to infer that a certain post was changed or manipulated in some degree, for the effect of vanity or to save great embarrassment, one would be claiming that certain posts were changed or doctored. The problem with this is that the person who the post was directed to and others received copies of the original post via email sent from the options button before it was deleted and replaced. This makes any inferance that the post was doctored very moot. By suggesting that someone had doctored or manipulated posts is libelous. To claim there is a copyright infringement is also moot as there was no indication that the post or anything in the post was copyrighted.To claim that someone is being defamed is a fool’s argument as all that was posted is fact.

First rule of holes is quit digging, and again some people are very adept at throwing, but seem to have huge problems with catching. Bottom line is there was no attempt to “doctor” or manipulate any post. They were posted then deleted, and can be used anywhere under fair use jurisprudence or current internet case law unless specifically indicated on the post, which of course was not done. You might consider stopping throwing, then you would never have to learn too catch, as it apparent that you can't teach an old dog new tricks....Anything else is just noise my dear.


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Saturday


Saturday is here, day to just stretch out and let my poor old back heal some more.











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Friday, February 17, 2006

PILONIDAL CYST MONTH.


As you all know awareness is my game, so I hereby do hereby declare March as PILONIDAL CYST MONTH.

Hi there, I'm your Uncle little louie. You may know me as a forum host and a reactionary hatchet man ,or Calido or somtimes Calienta, but I'm also one of millions of Americans who suffer from chronic pilonidal cysts. I'd like to speak frankly with my fans, and especially you kids out there, about pilonidal cysts and what you can do to avoid them.

Now maybe you've been listening to the other kids who say: "Aw it's just a little Jeep Rot it's no big deal", but nothing could be further from the truth!

Me and my fishing friend and other great apparently sober folks, dream to be great warriors who would lead our country into battle against the dreaded Terrorist Empire. I dream at night of killing Terrorists with my bare hands and spend my days preparing for the struggle of a generation. But, as patriotic as Iam, I neglected to wipe my big, fat ass. Soon it became infected with a pilonidal cyst and I was unable to lead my country to victory.

I remember sitting at home, watching the liberal news media show me those horrible photos of the coffins coming off the C-41’s nightly at Dover AFB. Tears streamed down my cheeks and I thought to myself: "If only I'd wiped!". It was then that I truly became a over egotistical loudmouth and I promised higher power that I would never again fail to wipe my great big, filthy, Macy's-Thanksgiving-Day ass.

Right now a lot of you are saying: "Butt Uncle little louie... Butt Uncle little louie...my ass is six axe handles wide. There's no way I could ever reach around with a wad of Charmin. It's no use!"

I said the same thing myself when I was young. But through grit and determination, I found a way around my monolithic rhino-rump. I discovered that I could place a wad of toilet paper in the palm of a novelty backscratcher that my father brought back from Florida one year. It was long enough to reach my infected ass and, even though it sometimes took hours to get the job done, I never again left the bathroom without wiping. And now, for a limited time, you can enjoy hours of inexpensive wiping with with the new Uncle Daddy Asswiper. The Asswiper comes in a variety of colors and styles and is available now for $69.99 but act soon because this special low price will last only as long as Pilonidal Cyst Awareness Month. So order soon and remember kids: Always Wipe! Maybe we can move forward to other awareness months with all the info others have given me, and I claim that all is mine, from my brain, as shortly I am getting a special license but first I have to take the following few special courses, as Cognitive Science is my speciality!!! But you know that didn't you...come on you know I'm smarter and well just plain perfect..didn't you?

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

What gives eh!


Tell me how it is possible that a political party that has broken campaign finance laws, destroyed environmental protections, gave tax breaks to the elite while cutting programs from the poor, lost the world trade centers while the president read My Pet Goat, lost an entire US port city, lied the American people into a pre-emptive war, let bin Laden go, let OBL's family go without even asking them a single question, passed countless pieces of legislation in the wee hours of the morning, extorted a member of Congress ON THE FLOOR to pass the Medicare bill, appointed ultra-right wing conservatives to the Supreme Court, funded religious organizations using taxpayer dollars, lost a spy plane to China, attacked the one country in the Axis of Evil that didn't have nukes and wasn't trying to build them, cut funding to planned parenthood and countless other programs, passed and then underfunded No Child Left Behind, lied about the costs of the Medicare Bill...and on and on and on...

Tell me how it is possible that the Democratic Party has been unable to defeat these people in elections, using the rule of law, and is unable to sway public opinion to vote for them, when the President has an approval rating in the 30's. Explain that to me, take your time, think carefully.

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