We hereby nominate Jeff Gannon
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A27730-2005Feb15.html

for the position of White House Press Secretary . He's already familiar with the Briefing Room and given his frequent overnight stays at White House, even more acquainted with other parts of the West wing and, perhaps, the East wing as well. He also seems to have the kind of relationship with Mr. Rove that would allow for a bit of man on man disciplinary action if Karl ever got off message. Best yet, he's use to hanging around with a bunch of whores, so he'd be just as comfortable at a staff meeting or fundraiser as he'd be at press gaggle--they're all his kind of people.