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Sunday, April 23, 2006

Republican women leave SC in droves searching for orgasm.




3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

These bills are spreading all across the South

I expect to see a LOT more of this kind of thing.

That's what you get when you embolden the Fundies and confirm a Roberts and Alito.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Dildos don't diddle people; *people* diddle people!"

The 'criminals' will still get 'em anyway.

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I grew up very close to Anderson, SC and still have relatives there. Much of the population is hillbillies (including my relatives) who re-located to work in the (now-all-closed) cotton mills. They generally don't like people meddling in their private business, and especially not the guv'mint.

And TOWNVILLE? That's almost in spitting distance from my Mom's back door. It's literally just a wide place in the road.

Townville has been moribund since farmers started buying Model T Fords. Before that, it was a major hotel stop for farmers using horse-and-wagon to take their cotton crop to Anderson and sell it.

OK, a little context, at least IMO. One of worst Communist-inspired Demonic Master Plans in the wonderful state of SC is zoning laws. Because of that, my mother has to suffer with an asshat next door who has a yard full of old Fords, not one of which has been on a highway since the Carter Administration.

The cars and their greasy parts share yard space with all the other items that are de rigeur for yard decoration among certain Southern classes: rusted old kitchen appliances and gutted couches.

He lives in a fairly new "double-wide," but his last two domiciles are still sitting on the property, rotting away for the enjoyment of the neighbors. Just like the old service station with the roof falling in on his property.

But every time he's asked to even TRY to clean up his yard, he and his "lawyer" start screaming about "a man's right to do what he wants to on his own property."

Zoning laws are always defeated...

...but no zoning laws makes it very hard to keep out undesirable businesses. One sharp businessman has used that loophole to put in several nudie establishments along I-85.

That drives the Fundies nuts. At least publicly, though I bet you can find most of them getting a lap dance in their on Saturday night. Before they go and get all worked up at the Big Magic Show on Sunday morning.

So since they can't pass zoning laws without their slack-jawed constituents booting them out of office, it sounds like they're using the cops to get rid of the porn. And accessories.

9:51 AM  

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