A lot of good men and not-men risk carpal tunnel in their own special ,ethod of "supporting the troops".

In a bunker somewhere in Iraq, many ungrateful soldiers have been attacking Our Leader. They cares nothing for the good men and not-men who slave away in their mothers' basements risking carpal tunnel syndrome and Cheeto-induced obesity fighting to defend the way of life we're creating for him, here at home. If I must choose between serving Our Leader or supporting soldiers who now seem to be in the majority, I'll stand with His Holiness and do so proudly. That's what it means to be a Republican and a conservative in our new, patriotically correct America.