Dick Cheney

And finally: Speaking of American Idol (the guy in the picture above is a contestant, for those of you who don't watch it), Dick "last throes" Cheney actually managed to find a way to work the show into his stale criticisms of the Democratic Party last week. During a campaign event in Florida he told the audience, "If they are competent to fight this war, then I ought to be singing on American Idol."